"Just shut up!" I am tired of hearing skinny friends who wears cute bikinis to the swim party. I am tired of listening to doctors with the serious expressions on their faces. I am tired of hearing comments: "Well. First of all, you need to stay on a healthy diet. Second. How about joining a gym?"

Don't tell me that. I know that. I know I need a diet. I know I need exercise. Can't you ever say something "fresh"? You are, skinny friends - you are eating cookies, cakes, Karl's Junior. I love it. Are you confident you are healthier than I am? You are just skinnier. Why don't you skip talking?

I want to be skinny. I want to wear cloth from the petite rack. I am tired of getting depressed about my size. I am tired of eating more because I am depressed. I don't have time. I don't have a strong motivation. I am ashamed to join fitness club - I look ridiculous in a size 20 sport cloth. I tried to follow sound advice so many times. And you are the ones, who were given the "perfect" metabolism from birth, like I've got the right to tell you - "Shut up!"

That's why I love diet pills. Diet pills DON'T TALK BACK!


I walk into a store and see "Weight Watchers cookies", "Weight Watchers Muffins", "SlimFast" nutrition bars. Are you saying this is all I can eat? Less than 1000 calories a day? Forever? Breakfast after breakfast? Day after day? Until I am dead?

Diet is like a controlling husband. If you don't follow his orders, you will not get diamond earrings for Christmas. The more you try to please him, the more he wants. And it is never his fault if you fail. You just didn't compete the "mission". You ate a piece of cake last holiday. You had a drink last month. He thinks you should be perfect. All the time you live with him you're worried if you are good enough. It's depressing. At some point you are ready to file for divorce. That's right.

Would you prefer to have a husband that will be there for you and love you just a way you are? Diet pills don't sap your energy. They give you energy. Diet pills don't want you to diet. They will let you eat. You will simply not feel like eating. Diet pills don't criticize you for eating cookies. They convert sugar into energy. If you take diet pills, you don't even need to exercise.


There are a couple of exercises that might be very helpful, but don't look into the "heavy-duty" fitness programs. Not yet. Lose as much weight as you can and then you can tone you muscles on machines. By the way, you will feel more comfy to walk into a fitness club when you body gets into more decent shape. Fitness clubs can be the worst place in the world, because people have a habit of judging.


Don't you ever catch special looks in fitness clubs? Looks that are clearly saying - "She is sweaty, she is fat. She eats too much. She deserved it." There is not such a thing as compassion in sport clubs. You walk into the locker room and see all these gorgeous bodies undressing in front of you and you can't even take off your boots without setting down first. You hate swimming suits. You jump in the pool as fast as possible to avoid being seen.

Diet pills don't have a brain. Diet pills are not opinionated. They don't care to compare you to somebody else. Diet pills care only about pounds melting off of your body. And what diet pills will never do is to speak behind your back.



People like rumors. "Did you know Nancy is on a diet? She has done it three times. Bet, she will quit again. Such a loser. No wonder she is 35 and doesn't have a boyfriend". Without little secrets life is boring. And sometimes having a little secret help you to lose more pounds before it will start to cause trouble. Trouble in the face of people who don't want you to look better.


Some people are jealous of you being successful. They will do anything to let you down. "How are you, dear? You look so tired. Are you on a diet again? Poor baby! Don't you know love life depends on personal qualities, not on a hot body?" Yes, right. Only skinny girls can make such a statement. Because they are sitting in the night club and there are old boyfriends, waiting on them to come back. Recent boyfriend that is scared of old boyfriends. And a line of potential boyfriends waiting when she is ready to move on. Do you think all those guys care less about "personal" qualities? Even you don't care about "personal qualities". It's all about first impression. It's all about the small black cocktail dress. And it works for everybody. Either you are a woman or a man.


All these explanations work as well for both parties. Men face the same ridicule and embarrassment. But they act like it doesn't affect them as much. Not true. Men and women want to feel good about themselves.


Diet does not. Diets are depressing. Fitness clubs make you feel uncomfortable. Diet foods make you feel sick. People make you feel hopeless. Partners make you feel guilty. Doctors make you feel scared.

This is why I like diet diet pills . Diet pills make me feel good!